the singing inspector

My name is Benny and I am going to tell you the most humiliating storie. Last week the singing inspector came. Boy I wish he was never in the school. His name is Raymond. He wears huge knickerbockers and really thick stockings like a hunting man. He has a circled round face and eyes like gooseberries and golden curls on his head. He is really the most hatred man I know. This is what he did to us. He called everyone to come in the big room except the little ones and the big boys like Jack Long and Paulus who only do exams and no singing. We had to do the doh ray me fah and tata tete things. With the singing. He called out Charles and I first. We must stand in front and he said” now you two long and short you will sing for us. We did not know a single song. Mr R was pointing with a stick on a modelater. I sang petty polly, but it went wrong because I sang in a very long voice.